• Brazilian Flying Refrigerators of Death

     

    “A working knowledge of occult science…is indispensable to UFO investigation.”—Trevor James Constable

     

    Chupa UFOI’ve mentioned a number of times that paranormal entities of all varieties seem unable or unwilling to cause serious harm to humans. However, I’ve also mentioned that this does not appear to be the case in Brazil, where they seem to play by a different set of rules. There have been numerous instances of UFO related injuries and deaths in that country, primarily involving an unusual type of UFO described as being about the same size and shape as a refrigerator, hence the title.

    The first case that we’ll look at didn’t have anything to do with these particular types of objects, but it did take place in Brazil and is probably the most famous incident in which a UFO may have had something to do with two unexplained deaths. Most of what follows was taken from Jacques Vallee’s book Confrontations, but some details were obtained from other sources. I’m not sure how reliable these other sources are, but I trust Vallee completely. So here’s at least a fairly accurate description of what happened.

    In 1980, Vallee travelled to South America to investigate a number of mysterious deaths seemingly connected to UFOs that had occurred in Brazil. While there, he visited the site where two men who had been involved with a spiritualist group had been found dead in August of 1966. They had died on top of a hill in a suburb of Rio de Janeiro under circumstances that the police have never been able to satisfactorily explain. This case was of interest to the world’s greatest ufologist because an unusual light had been seen by multiple witnesses hovering over the hill on the night that the men most likely died. He was accompanied by, among others, a Rio detective who specialized in unsolved cases and a witness who had seen the bodies and was the first to report the deaths to police.

    The bodies were found lying side by side with no evidence of violence. Next to each of the bodies was a crude metal mask, and police found a handkerchief with the initials AMS on it. They also found a note that read “Meet at the designated spot at 16:30 pm. At 18:30 pm, ingest the capsules. After the effect is produced, protect half of the face with lead masks. Wait for the prearranged signal.” The two men were identified as electronics technicians Miguel Jose Viana, 34, and Manuel Pereira da Cruz, 32. An autopsy revealed no trace of poison from any pills that they might have taken. He ruled the cause of death in both cases to be cardiac arrest. Two men in their 30s both simultaneously dying of heart attacks seemed pretty unlikely to investigators, but later autopsies performed by another doctor didn’t turn up anything to dispute this finding. The date of their deaths could only be narrowed down to sometime between August 17th and 20th.

    If those last few sentences seem ridiculous to you, remember that this was Brazil in 1966. Forensic pathology has come a long way since then. It’s also noteworthy that the man who had seen the bodies told Vallee that although they appeared to have been dead for a while, there was no smell of decay and scavengers had left them alone.

    Both men were from the town of Campos and had taken a bus to Rio on the morning of the 17th. They told friends and relatives that they were going to Sao Paolo to purchase a car and some electronic equipment. They supposedly had around $1000 dollars on them, although one relative told police that he doubted that either man actually had access to that kind of cash. Again, it was Brazil in 1966. That was a lot of money for someone in a poor country to have been carrying around at that time. Police considered robbery to be a possible motive for murder, but there was just no evidence to support that. And since the whole Sao Paolo story was a lie to begin with, they weren’t certain that there had been any money to steal.

    Morro do VintemThis pair of mysterious deaths would have gone relatively unnoticed by the general public if not for the fact that a highly respected citizen of Rio and her children reported to the police that they had seen an orange, oval shaped object emitting blue rays in all directions hovering over the hill on the night of August 17th. More witnesses then came forward and also stated that they had seen the same thing that night. The police were stymied by what to do with this information. It’s not like you can put out a warrant for a big arrange egg with a blue halo.

    When they searched Miguel’s workshop, they found some other lead masks like the ones found next to the bodies and a book on “scientific spiritualism” with underlined passages concerning how to contact spirits, intense luminosity involved in this process and the need for lead masks. Family members confirmed that the men were members of a spiritualist group, but they didn’t know much about it. Other members of the group told police that they had participated in some occult experiments with the two men. Rumors had been circulating around Campos that the group was also trying to communicate with other planets. A few days before their deaths, Manuel had told some people that he was about to conduct a “final test” that would determine whether or not he was a believer.

    It’s worth noting at this point that spiritualism, more correctly called spiritism, is about as common in Brazil as yoga classes are in upscale American suburbs. The same is true of Indonesia, where the jin kurcaci are allegedly snatching people, and John Keel suspected that all of the weirdness that was going on around Point Pleasant, West Virginia in the 1960s had been triggered by someone in the area practicing black magic. So is there some connection between UFOs and trying to contact the spirits of the dead? There does seem to be an apparent overlap in that area, although many would dispute that. But there are some highly knowledgeable and credible individuals who would agree that this might be the case, especially the ones who have seen dead friends and relatives in connection with their abduction experiences. I’m sure that I’ll have more to say on this in the future.

    So anyway, police suspected that there might be an unknown ringleader of the spirit group, probably whoever wrote that note found with the bodies. Miguel and Manuel may have been seen talking to a blond man at the base of the hill on the afternoon of the 17th, just before they began their ascent. The witness who reported this wasn’t sure that it was them, but it seemed likely given that his description matched what they were wearing. Naturally, attempts to locate this unknown blond man led nowhere.

    So what were these guys up to and what happened to them? Other UFO sightings had occurred in the area of the hill shortly before their deaths. Could that have been why they went there? While I think that it would be jumping to conclusions to assume that a UFO killed them, it is interesting that the witness who had seen the bodies pointed out to Vallee exactly where they had been found, and 14 years later there was still no vegetation growing on that spot in an otherwise overgrown area. Without even a plausible cause of death, and none likely to be forthcoming at this point, it’s unlikely that we’ll ever have any satisfactory answers as to what transpired on that night.

    While this may have been Brazil’s most famous UFO death case, it’s far from being the only, or even the first UFO related fatality in that country. The first one that we know of predates what is generally considered to be the modern era of the UFO by a year.

    In 1946, Joao Prestes Filbo was returning home after having spent the day fishing with a friend near the Brazilian village of Aracriguama. As he reached his front door, he was hit by a beam of bright light that blinded him and caused him to collapse. He managed to make his way to his sister’s house, but his condition rapidly deteriorated. Witnesses stated that his flesh seemed to be coming detached from his bones. He felt no pain but was understandably terrified. Pieces of skin and flesh began falling off, and neighbors placed him in a cart to take him to a hospital. He died on the way, less than six hours after the initial incident. By the time they returned to the village, the corpse already looked decomposed. A police investigation turned up nothing. Since no autopsy was performed, we have no idea what might have caused his condition.

    We don’t really even know that what happened to this man was UFO related since no unusual object was seen at the time, but in light of what was to come 31 years later, it’s not too much of a stretch to make that assumption.

    beamThe late 70s into the early 80s was when the defecation really struck the rotary ventilator in Brazil as far as UFO attacks are concerned. At least six people were killed and dozens more were injured in northeastern Brazil between 1977 and 1982, usually by concentrated beams of light fired from low-flying objects, frequently ones described as being rectangular boxes the size of a refrigerator. These were commonly referred to as “chupas” by the locals. Four of the fatalities and most of the injuries happened to men on overnight hunting trips which are common in northern Brazil. It’s so hair-meltingly hot there that even animals don’t move around much during the day, and hunters have a better chance of bagging game late at night. It was standard practice for them to take a hammock with them to string up between trees once they were done hunting to try to get some sleep before heading back home in the morning. This was when most of the men were attacked.

    Incidentally, Terry Sherman, patriarch of the family that formerly owned the now infamous Skinwalker Ranch, once saw and stalked a similar object that he witnessed flying low over his property one night. It flew slowly, shining a searchlight over the ground beneath it as it moved back and forth over a pasture, as if it were looking for something. It’s probably lucky for him that this thing seemed to be searching for something else and either didn’t know or didn’t care that he was there.

    A Dr. Carvalho on the island of Colares near the town of Belem told Vallee that she had treated 35 people, including a woman who died, for injuries and illnesses related to the chupas between September and November of 1977. She made note of a number of symptoms affecting all of these patients, including weakness, dizziness, headaches, and a pallid complexion. Their skin was black and numb where the beams had hit them, but they also had round, purple marks on them that were hot and painful. Inside each of these purple circles were two red puncture marks that resembled mosquito bites. All of her patients also experienced anemia due to a loss of red blood cells. The victims reported that the beams that struck them were painfully hot and had immobilized them before slowly withdrawing. These beams were reported to be highly concentrated with sharply defined edges and were about 3” in diameter.

    Based on their effects on the victims, Vallee concluded that these were beams of radiation that contained pulsed-microwaves, which can cause physical and neurological damage. He also quotes Dr. Keith Florig, an expert on high-power microwaves, who points out that although an HPM weapon could be used to disable a human target while causing only minor injuries, that same beam could easily kill the person if it were used at close range. So might the chupas only be guilty of manslaughter and not murder? Maybe they only intended to cause some short-term damage to their victims for some reason, but in a few cases they got too close and accidentally killed the person. Florig also mentions the disgust and moral outrage that people would feel toward any government that used such a weapon to roast people from the inside. That sounds like it could be what happened to Joao Prestes Filbo in 1946. Maybe whatever hit him with that light had no idea how badly it would injure him. Maybe that’s why they didn’t try it again for over 30 years. Maybe. Make of this what you will.

    For several months in 1977, UFOs of many descriptions were making nightly appearances over Colares. Once word of the number of injuries that had occurred got out, everyone who could afford to do so fled the island, including most local officials. Dr. Carvalho, who could have left, stayed to care for the injured. Those who had no choice but to remain began staying up all night to avoid being ambushed in their sleep. Mobs took to the streets, chasing the objects in the sky while banging on pots and trash can lids and shooting fireworks at them, which had to have been quite a spectacle. Dr. Carvalho herself saw a cylindrical UFO that gave off two concentric halos of purple light that surrounded it. She described it as being the most beautiful thing that she had ever seen and said that she had wanted it to land and take her with it. Considering how much damage she had seen these things do, that must have been some UFO. However, there were no reports of anyone being harmed by anything other than the chupas. Round objects were also seen shining lights down into the forest at night, but they never harmed anyone that we know of.

    The Brazilian army sent two teams to the island during the height of the UFO activity. Although they weren’t supposed to talk about why they were there, it didn’t take a genius to figure it out. They were seen openly filming and photographing the objects. Naturally, none of these films or photos have ever been seen by the general public. According to Vallee, they were sent there to try to establish contact with these things, but I don’t know how he knows that.

    WorfFacepalmThis sounds like it must have been the biggest Chinese fire drill in paranormal history. While the military was trying to document and make contact with the objects, gangs of citizens were chasing after them, banging on pots and shooting off fireworks. Whatever intelligence was behind all of this, if it/they have any kind of a sense of humor at all, they must have been laughing their asses off at us. Either that, or just shaking their heads in disbelief.

    I don’t know about you, but I don’t particularly like the idea that these things are laughing at us. In fact, I really don’t like the idea that these things are laughing at us while they’re also shooting death rays at us. The least that we could do is die with a little bit of our dignity still intact. I know that I’m not going down with a garbage can lid in one hand and a bottle rocket in the other. I’ll have my rubber chicken to protect me.

    So that about wraps it up for the flying Brazilian refrigerators of death, except for the possibility that this may still be going on down there. If you happen see one of these things flying around in your neighborhood, you might want to take cover…or bang some pans together and throw a sparkler at them.

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  • Jungle Stories

    “Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”—Joseph Campbell

     

    So last Thursday, my site’s theme (template) broke – a thing that I didn’t even know could happen – which is why for three days my normally cool website looked generic and crappy. I couldn’t figure out how to fix it, and I couldn’t find another one that was even remotely as good. You would not believe how hard it is to find a theme in basic black that actually gives you more than a smattering of flexibility in formatting your own site. I’m beginning to think that most web developers are control freaks. It’s like they don’t want a gaudy logo and a picture of a ninja in a foil hat wielding a rubber chicken spoiling their design. Go figure.

    I did finally manage to get the original theme back up, but I’m still trying to put everything back together the way that it was.* How appropriate that this happened on the same day that I posted my article on Discordianism. Eris, you little scamp!

    Anyway, since I spent most of the weekend trying to get this mess fixed, I had very little time left for writing. So I threw together two short stories about a couple of things that I think are interesting, but neither of which are long enough to stand on their own. They also have something in common: they both take place in remote jungles, albeit on opposite sides of the world.

     

    The Sulawesi Hustle

    In May of 2010, Whitley Strieber received an email sent to his unknowncountry.com website from a man named Alan Lamers, a specialist in creating self-powered radio stations for secluded, rural communities. While working in Indonesia, he was scheduled to set up a station in the tiny village of Wala Wala on the island of Sulawesi. Before he left for this assignment, he was told not to wear any brightly colored clothing, only black and white, or he would Sulawesidisappear in the jungle. He assumed that this was just a local legend, but he had enough sense to know that it’s best to honor regional customs. One of the other members of his team was not so culturally sensitive and wore a pair of yellow socks, because what man doesn’t have a pair of yellow socks to wear while trekking through the jungle?

    When they arrived at the village, everyone there was wearing nothing but black. They said that it was to protect them from being abducted, but they wouldn’t elaborate. While Lamers’ party was out in the jungle that afternoon, yellow socks guy was attacked by something that he couldn’t see which injured his leg. When the wound was inspected, he had what appeared to be large scratches on his calf and thigh. The locals said that he was lucky to have only been scratched. Most people who wore bright colors into the jungle never came back.

    That night, the man became violently ill. He had a high fever and was projectile vomiting and they feared that he might not make it through the night. They thought that he might have malaria, but by later the next day he was fine.

    When Lamers returned to the nearby city of Palopo, he visited a friend and told her about this. She then told him about a far more serious case of people disappearing in the jungle which involved two of her cousins.

    One of the cousins and four of his friends went on a three day camping trip in the mountains about an hour outside of town. When they had not returned a week later, the other cousin hired a search party to look for them because it’s a poor country and the government does not send teams out to look for lost hikers.

    This woman and her search party looked for the missing campers for a month. They did find her brother, but the other four people remain missing. The young man was emaciated and traumatized and did not speak for two months. When Lamers met and questioned him about the incident, he had no memory of what had happened to him or his friends.

    When Lamers asked his friend what she thought had happened to him, she said that he had been taken by the jin kurcaci – little devil people. Indonesia is predominantly Muslim, and the jinn are roughly equivalent in Islam to the Western concept of demons. When Lamers spoke to another friend about this, he was told that these disappearances were so common that the entire region was filled with villages whose residents wore nothing but black because they believed that this was the only safe way to move through the jungle, although sometimes even people wearing all black still vanished. Sometimes these people returned; more often they did not. This was so prevalent in the area that the natives there had just come to accept it as part of life. People were sometimes taken by these beings and that was just the way it is.

    Some memories did begin to return to the young man who was missing for a month later on, and he spoke to Lamers about some of them. What he remembered and was willing to talk about was remarkable. As they were hiking, they had seemed to enter another world. They saw animals that none of them recognized, including herds of creatures that looked like horses but had huge antlers. He had also seen the jin kurcaci lurking nearby, seemingly stalking them, but EvilSmiley Facenone of the others were able to see them. He described them as others have: with tiny noses and small, black eyes and broad mouths that extend across the width of their faces. When they smile, which they apparently do fairly often, their faces take on a particularly demonic and disturbing appearance, like a real life jack-o-lantern. He did not remember what happened to his friends, but he vaguely remembered being given food by some of the jin kurcaci who seemed concerned for his health and apparently wanted him to survive and be found so that he could warn people about the dangers of the jungle. Possibly some of these creatures do not agree with the abduction of humans by their own kind, or maybe it’s just not a place that’s safe for people to be.

    The fact that the only one of the hikers who saw these beings was the only one to return may not be an accident, although I don’t propose to know what the connection might be. Whether the others could not physically detect these creatures or if they were being careful not to be seen by anyone but the lone survivor we have no way of knowing. One of the sketchy details that the young man did remember was that they were somehow trying to help him save one of his friends. Whether they were trying to save his life due to an illness or injury or save him by helping him return home is unknown.

    In my article on the Jersey Devil, I proposed the possibility that there may be places of spatial or dimensional instability where the veil between realities is sometimes torn and could be passed through involuntarily. And anyone familiar with the folklore of Europe will undoubtedly recognize the similarities between the jin kurcaci and stories of people being taken by fairies to their realm and then being returned, sometimes years later, and sometimes with little or no memory of where they have been all that time. It’s hard to believe that this is just a coincidence. Maybe someday some very confused Indonesian villagers will come wandering out of the jungle not knowing where they have been all this time. It might have happened already. These places are so remote that it’s doubtful that any outsiders would know about it. Alan Lamers seems to be the only Westerner who’s even aware of and willing to talk about it.

    To conclude on a more positive note, Lamers also told a story on Streiber’s Dreamland podcast about a man in this area who was attacked by a crocodile and dragged from his boat. He had been missing for two weeks and had been given up for dead when he stunned his whole village by showing up one day in perfect health. He said that he had been healed by the jin kurcaci and then sent home. Some of the things in these stories do mesh with the Muslim belief that not all jinn are evil, but that it’s still best to keep your distance when possible.

     

    Sloth!

    Something dark and evil lurks deep in the forests of South America, or maybe it’s something cute and cuddly…if not for the smell. People who don’t know any better have called the mapinguari (pronunciations vary; pick one that you like) the South American Bigfoot. Actually, Bigfoot is the South American Bigfoot since these creatures have been reported from the southern tip of Chile all the way up to Alaska and on every continent but Antarctica. The Mapinguari arvingmapinguari is its own creature and deserves to be recognized as such. And since they weigh in at an estimated 500 pounds and have long, sharp claws, I wouldn’t want to be the one to tell them otherwise.

    You cryptid fans who think that all of these creatures are just undiscovered species probably just roll your eyes at people like me who think that there’s something paranormal about them, despite the facts that no one has ever managed to catch one and some giant lake monsters live in lakes that are only 10’ deep. In this case, however, not only do I think that the mapinguari isn’t paranormal, I also don’t think that its species has yet to be discovered.

    Mapinguari are described as being six to eight feet tall when standing erect and are massively built. They are covered with long fur, either red or black or both in most cases, and have a short, wide tail. They usually walk on all four backward-facing feet, but they sometimes stand upright and walk on just their hind legs. They have long claws and are said to be able to move silently through the forest, although it’s doubtful that they would be able to sneak up on you. They are said to give off a powerful stench that some have described as being a combination of feces and rotting flesh, so people usually smell them coming before they ever see them. They also have a fierce and distinctive roar that sounds like a deranged man screaming in the jungle.

    The reason that the natives are so afraid of them, other than their size, seems to have more to do with the superstitions that surround them than with anything that they have actually done. In fact, there is no indication that one of them has ever attacked a human. They seem to be more fierce looking than actually aggressive. Nevertheless, the locals consider them to be magical, evil creatures, mostly because they are said to have the ability to confuse and disorient people, sometimes to the point that they fall to the ground paralyzed and helpless. In addition, they are said to be impervious to bullets and arrows due to their thick, scaly skin, although how anyone has seen their skin through all of that fur remains a mystery to me. Some also claim that they have only one eye in the center of their forehead and an extra mouth on their belly. Those last two are probably just myths and/or embellishments made to make these creatures seem more diabolical, although there may be more to it than that, which we’ll get to later. Their power to paralyze is more widely accepted and has been reported by numerous witnesses, including some who never saw the beast at all and only knew that it was nearby from its powerful smell.

    Enter biologist Dr. David Oren. He had spent a number of years living in the Amazonian rainforest and had heard many stories about the evil mapinguari. For a long time, he considered these to be nothing but a silly superstition, but one day a light clicked on in his brain and he had a revelation. It occurred to him that what people were describing sounded a lot like a megatherium – a giant ground sloth that had once been common throughout the Americas but was thought to have been extinct for 13,000 years. Once he started looking into the stories more closely, he became convinced that this was the case.

    The physical descriptions (minus the one eye and extra mouth) fit the megatherium to a tee. Even the backward-facing feet made sense when he considered that these sloths walked on their knuckles, just like apes do with their arms when they’re on all fours. Their long claws, while intimidating, were used mainly for digging up roots and peeling off vegetation. They are believed to have been herbivores, which would also explain why they have never harmed anyone, even those who were temporarily paralyzed.

    Megatherium SkeletonAnd yes, Dr. Oren does believe that they can paralyze people, but it has nothing to do with magic and everything to do with biology. He thinks that the powerful smell that they emit contains scent molecules that act as a relatively mild neurotoxin which confuses and sometimes paralyzes predators – a very effective defense mechanism for a slow-moving creature that lived in a time of much larger and fiercer hunters than any that we have today. A hammered sabre tooth would be much easier to get away from than a sober one. And although I still can’t figure out how anyone knows what mapinguari skin looks like under all of that fur, it does turn out that skin remnants of megatheriums reveal that their hides contained ossicles—little bone chips similar to that found in alligator skin which provided them with a sort of natural armor. If the mapinguari are actually megatheriums, this could explain why bullets have no effect on them. The similarities between the two just kept on piling up, and one might even suspect at this point that Dr. Oren was starting to use his brain as something more than a file cabinet, which almost never goes over well with the established scientific community, especially when it comes from a field operative doing actual work in the real world.

    When the experts argue that the megathrium has been extinct for thousands of years, generally believed to be the result of having been wiped out by human hunters, Oren counters that the deep jungles of South America have always been sparsely populated and that it isn’t too difficult to believe that some of them could have survived. It seems to me that Oren’s detractors are only so quick to scoff at his ideas because they have already made up their minds as to what is possible and impossible. For those of you who agree with them, I suggest you look up the coelacanth and then consider that they were supposed to have disappeared millions of years ago. And that’s not the only creature that was supposed to have been extinct and turned out not to be.

    The one discrepancy that I haven’t been able to make sense of is that the megatherium was supposed to have been the size of an elephant. To the best of my knowledge, no one who has seen a mapinguari has described it as being anywhere near that large. Conversely, none of the photos of the skeletons of megatheriums that I’ve been able to find indicate that it was that big, although some of them do look much larger than what the witnesses in South America have reported. It sounds to me more like it might be a mylodon, but what do I know? I’d never heard of a mylodon until yesterday.

    As for the alleged extra mouth on the mapinguari’s stomach, sloths do have a powerful scent gland, and it’s possible that the megatherium’s is/was on its belly. Maybe, but not likely. It’s supposed one eye on the forehead could be nothing more than a marking on its fur. I’m just spitballing here, but a creature with long black fur and black eyes like a sloth could appear to have no eyes at all. A light spot of fur on the forehead could be misinterpreted by an astonished witness as an eye, but I’m still more inclined to believe that both of these are just fabrications to make the mapinguari seem more demonic.

    Giant Ground SlothA couple of parting thoughts:

    I don’t know whether these creatures were named sloths after the cardinal sin or if the sin was named after them because they seem so lazy, but the title of this article is probably the first time that an exclamation point has ever been used in connection with one of these animals. It’s hard for me to believe that anyone could be afraid of a creature that moves that slowly, even one 8’ tall. One of these even made a cameo appearance on a Halloween episode of The Simpsons. So just like on Halloween, please remember that not everything that looks like a monster necessarily deserves that label.

    And finally, because I just can’t resist, I have to point out that the scientific name of megatherium is Latin and simply means “great beast,” which is, by the way, almost identical to Aleister Crowley’s magickal name of To Mega Therion, The Great Beast, as in the Beast from the Book of Revelations. I can’t help but wonder if Crowley would still have chosen this as his occult appellation had he known that it could also be interpreted as “giant ground sloth.” See what happens when you give yourself a grandiose title, kids? More often than not, you just end up looking silly.

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    *Most likely the break was caused by the theme’s last update. I remain convinced that most software updates are designed to take something that wasn’t a problem and turn it into one.

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